She's Leaving Home

Well.... in a few hours I will be on a bus on the way to the plane that will take us to the other plane that will take us to London...shit (she said stuffing a semi-clean t-shirt into her half packed bag). I am SO not ready! But I'm surprisingly chill still. I got no worries (none at least that I am currently letting myself think about anyways... I'll think about these things when I come home, or not... maybe I wont care about my current worries when I come home. Time will tell I guess). Like I said I am totally worry free *rolles eyes*.
So what can I say to you before I go??? Lets see... OH I know! I stumbled across this on my computer yesterday while trying to find hiding spots for some files and stuff that I ... well want hidden. Anywho here is something that really took me back (for those of you that have NO idea what this is... it can still be funny if you try hard enough).

Red Cacti Hotel Rules
No peeing in the hotel pool
Everyone has a backup car and a hiding spot (person and car)
One ‘Big Wheel’ allotted to each person (‘Dixie Cup Big Wheels’ become ice-cream after one hour)
Anyone freaking out in the ballroom will be disposed of immediately (an appropriate disposal method will be chosen by the group at that time)
No murdering anyone unless the murderer is crazy or the decision is unanimous (majority rules)
No Satanic rituals (No Goats. Leave them home!)
All axes and croquet mallets are to be housed 3 miles away from hotel
No sleeping in room 273
No secret satanic rituals (goats or otherwise)
Everyone is entitled to their own room (sharing optional)
Finger friends permitted under the following conditions i)Not named Tony ii)Can’t take up more then a cubic meter iii)Does not reside in your mouth iv) Does not speak v)Not evil
No cannibalism/bugs/grasses/ferris wheels/moths/ very little things
House is to exorcised at the time of arrival and departure
Brushing teeth not optional
Pocket goats allowed (Don’t kill them! Satanic rituals are the devil)
No Beach Boys (old men singers)
Rule makers can bend rules (excluding death, pool, and teeth brushing rules)
No enemas
No brushing teeth while peeing
No spoons allowed other then that for "booping"
No Arnolds!!!!
No push ups
No butt fat
All killing must be referred to as billing (smack)
Jive dictionary will be provided and followed to a tee by penalty of death (bill and beth)
No gravy
No old people

Going to miss you all SO much but we will see each other in 3 weeks.-Sending all her loving to you, Black Plaid