Another Girl

I feel weird today.... (I know I'm weird everyday but the difference is that it's not a good feeling today).

Have you ever had one of those days where you look in the mirror and seriously can't figure out who the fuck is looking back at you? Those are not my eyes (or at least they are not the ones I thought I had) and these are not my thoughts. Who is this odd mirror girl? Well, if you haven't then maybe you don't look in the mirror enough or maybe there is something seriously wrong with me (most likely the latter I'm sure). Usually I have a pretty good idea of who I am (I'm That Girl. I am an Aunt. I work in a cafe. I have red hair. I am Irish. I drink peach vodka. I read Barrie and Austen. I do other small things that define me and make up my little world).
But today, like I said I feel weird. Off.
How did I let things get like this? When did I loose her and where did she go? Who is this new girl and where is she going?

That'll Be The Day

Recently I was very bored. And so I did the only sensible thing one can do... I pissed around on the Internet. And here is what I found.

A New Years Resolutions Generator

1. Get a pet hedgehog- Okay I'm totally in!


2. Eat more pie- Done and done!


3. Travel to Korea- That seems a bit off.... but travel is travel.


4. Study finger painting- Sign me up!


5. Get in shape with stripping classes- .....HA!

Every Little Thing..

..'s That I Have Lost to the Washing Machine. (I just watched Wheel and am in a 'before and after' mood.)

• bits of change... (nothing over $5)


• my Ipod


• my cell phone


• my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sock (left foot)

DAMN YOU washing devil!!! Although my Ipod has never looked cleaner.... or more broken....

-Black Plaid

p.s. Do you think the washing machine would return my sock if I wrote it a letter and sent it through the spin cycle?