You Really Got a Hold on Me

There are a million things I could write right now that would make me cry (and maybe even you). But instead I give you 21 alternative uses for vodka.

1. Bandage Removal- To remove a bandage (almost) painlessly first soak it in vodka. It dissolves the sticky!
2. Bathroom Clean Up- Fill a spray bottle with vodka and spray in shower/on tub. Let it sit and wipe it clean. Vodka kills mildew and mold!
3. Eyeglasses Cleaner- Dampen soft rag with vodka and clean those puppies. Once again it kills germs and is quick drying.
4. Prolong the Life of Razors - Soak razors in vodka after shaving. It disinfects and prevents rusting.
5. Vomit Removal- Spray on. Scrub and rinse. (It can put the stain in and get it out!!!)
6. Facial Astringent- Apply to face and it will clean and tighten the pores.
7. Better Shampoo- Want your shampoo to cleans your scalp, promote better hair growth and get rid of toxins in your hair. Add a jigger (1.5 ounces) to your shampoo bottle!
8. Pest Control- Spray on bees and wasps to kill them. I bet it works on spiders also. I bet that's how I am going to die!
9. Refreshable Reusable Ice Pack- Add 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water to a ziplock bag and freeze. Makes a nice slush that moulds over aches and pains.
10. Tincture- Put packed lavender flowers in a clean jar and fill with vodka. Set in the sun for 3 days and shake occasionally. Strain and apply to pains.
11. Homemade Mouthwash -Mix 9 tbsp ground cinnamon and 1 cup vodka in an air tight container. Let sit for 2 weeks and strain. Add to warm water and rinse. DO NOT DRINK!!
12. Cold Sore- Apply to a cold sore to dry it out.
13. Blister Pain- Pour on broken blister to help with pain and keep sore clean.
14. Anti-dandruff- Mix 1 cup vodka with 2 tsp. crushed rosemary and let it sit for two days. Strain and apply to scalp. Then just let it dry.
15. Ear Ache- Drop a few drops of vodka into sore ear. The vodka will kill the bacteria.
16. Fever Relief- Rub vodka on back and chest. Works as a liniment I guess.
17. Stinky Feet- Just wash your feet with vodka.
18. Jelly Fish Sting- Disinfects and helps with pain. Much better then urine!!
19. Poison Ivy- Pour on affected area. It removes the poison oil on skin.
20. Tooth Ache- Just swish over hurt tooth. Your gums will suck in the alcohol and numb the area.
21. Temporary Amnesia- Drink so much you forget who you are and where you are. If you still remember your troubles have another shot. This also has the added bonus of not feeling like dealing with all your worries the next day. If your anything like me then family, work and relationship problems will mean nothing and enchilada rice and lemonade will be the only things on your mind.

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I don't like you

But I love you

Seems that I'm always

Thinkin' of you

Oh, oh, oh, You treat me badly

I love you madly

You've really got a hold on me