Your Feet's Too Big

Christmas Party Awards/ Awards That Are Random

Best Hair- Tie: Boy who's hair was both a fohawk and hockey hair! Missy who's hair was exactly what I imagine grown up Shirley Temple's hair must look like.

The Freaky Small Feet Award- Ken's Wife.... A whopping size 3

Best Drink- The free ones....so all of them!

Best Food- Tie: Chicken Wellington (I wish you had not been stolen from me). 3 Cheese Pâté (It broke Ashley's cracker.... or was that just her being drunk?)

Worst Dressed- Me. I looked like I should be in The Partridge Family

Most Disappointing Moment Award- When was told I looked 26.... Not cool

Scariest Event Award- When I wasn't sure Ashley had made it home okay.

Most Chivalrous- Aidan

Funniest "Insult"- Ashley being ID-ed. All night long she told the story of how I am only 19 and got in and she was asked for ID (and there being a 5 year difference between us). For the rest of the night she was upset with the bouncers and made sure she showed her stamp to them when we would come back in from smoke breaks.

Cutest News Award- There will be a new little O'Hanlon

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All the other girls here are stars—You are the Northern Lights

They try to shine in through your curtains—You’re too close and too bright

They try and they try but everything that they do

is the ghost of a trace of a pale imitation of you