Too Much Monkey Business

Here is some random stuff that has given me WAY to much pleasure in the last few days. I feel like I'm seven.....


Seriously I laughed about this for about 20 minutes. Then again every time I told anyone about it. Then again when I found it on youtube. Then AGAIN just now when I loaded it.... what's wrong with me?
Another thing that tickled my inner child was Amanda chanting "Fart on the news. Fart on the news!" in my living room. Even better was that all this puke/fart fun was followed up by a lovely night of drinking (if you ever want to get me really drunk really fast just give me shots of Hot 100... wowza!).

On a completely different note here are some lines from a song I LOVE!

"I saw it glitter as I grew
And loved a boy I never knew"

And here is even more randomness....
I found a pickup line generator while on one of my excursions into the series of tubes we call the Internet. Basically you put in the name of the " person you want to score with" and it gives you the line you should use on them. I put in two names and here are the lines I was given.
Boy #1- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Boy #2- Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you
I wish I had the guts to say this to either of them because it would be SO funny...
Then I put in my name to see what line is supposed to work on me.....
Me- If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
Oh my....

-Black Plaid