Thursday, February 21, 2008

Why Don't We Do It in the Road?


I don't know if it is simply the fleeting season (Valentine's Day) or what, but it seems that the world is a little extra sexually charged right now.

Just today I got caught up in a conversation about "make out dreams". One in particular really where I was rudely awakened and by some sexy Valentine's miracle was able to return to it several hours later.

What I Remember and am Not to Shy to Reveal- Me and Lime Kool-Aid (not his real name... in fact is the delicious beverage I am currently drinking) are at a fancy club (perhaps a golf club) and are sitting alone in what can only be described as a billiards room. After some intricate dreaming about the crystal tumblers( that I was drinking scotch from) me and LK-A begin to make out. I take off my top and we continue to kiss well into REM (I have no idea how long I dreamed the making outs but it was for quite a while I'm sure). Next thing I know he stops me and says something to the effect of "This is nice but we should stop. I want to know you longer then a year". To which I reply "But I'm topless....." and his face says "I KNOW... but I'm a good guy." When I find my way back to this dream 2+ hours later there we are in the room cuddling and holding hands (god I love holding hands.... it really can be super sexy if you do it right). And that's what I dream about until I wake up.

Things That Are Odd About This Dream



  1. I won't say how long I have known LK-A but it has been more then a year.

  2. While I wouldn't not make out with LK-A he is not on my top 3 .... hasn't been on my mind that way in a while actually.

  3. If I (or any other girl) was topless and making out with him.... he wouldn't stop it.

  4. I don't drink scotch.
So yeah... maybe there is something in the water?
-Black Plaid
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